Allison

This is the gorgeous Allison. She isn't a model, but she definitely should be! I was bored and craving doing makeup and she was nice enough to let me practice on her.

Gueeeeeeesssss who!

Lindsey Orton is a wizard when it comes to photography (and she happens to be my favorite). These are some portraits she took of yours truly and I promise there is a non-self-aggrandizing reason for putting them up - I, obviously, did my makeup. What self-respecting makeup artist would allow someone else to do their makeup? (Answer: none.)

So lucky you - here are some closeups of my face, even a couple with my eyes closed!

Okay bye.